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Crazy Cologne Sprays

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Superbly accurate and delightfully kitschy fragrances.

Your traditional and staid perfumers act as if their scents — sorry, their eau de toilettes — are high concept art.

Forget their self-important fluff and have some silly fun with our Crazy Cologne Sprays. Each bottle features a unique scent that is amazingly accurate and delightfully fun.

Choose from dirt, grass, and our officially licensed Play-Doh colognes. Made in the USA.