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I had a cat, once…  Lets just say that we did not see eye to eye or mouse to mouse. My cat knew how to press the release disc button on an Xbox. I would be playing and she would look dead into my eyes and press the button… It’s like she knew I didn’t save yet. I wondered why she would act the way she did, and one day after I woke up and showered, I  smelled something funny when I was getting ready for work one day. I followed the smell to the kitchen, where I found that my cat had turned on my gas stove and was standing over the burner huffing the fumes. Needless to say, I was forced to remove the knobs from my stove, and only put them on when I need to use it. Other times My cat would get on the kitchen counter and eat the plastic wrap on the loaf bread. Just the plastic, not the actual bread. It is not all horror stories though, this one time My cat brought me two large potatoes in the middle of the night from the kitchen counter.  and When i said I had a cat, once.. I mean she doesn’t allow me to write about her on zi internet, so if she ever found out, there would be a clawing for sure….. Help..Me…

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