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Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages

If you get scratched or scuffed easily, you might not have a strong enough Mustache. These Mustaches will be there for your mishaps. They're flesh-toned with a stylish little Mustache on each that will accentuate your actual Mustache (if you got one). So don't fear the mailbox, silverware drawer, or shaving your face ...

Giant Inflatable Rubber Duck

Giant Inflatable Rubber Duck

This enormous Rubber Duck is ready to quack it's way into your heart. He is fully Inflatable and over 6 feet tall. Yes, SIX FEET TALL! He can float on water, so he looks great in your pool, he can take over your front lawn, he is a great living room accoutrement, and he'll pretty much do anything you want. I mean, who ...

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit

It is time to Suit Up! Get fully dressed up this season as the best gift anyone could ever receive… YOU! You'll look like a dazzling, fragile present to your loved ones as they wake up and run downstairs to find you under the Christmas tree. Elastic band waist on pants, hook and loop Get fully dressed up this ...

THE BUTT TOWEL

THE BUTT TOWEL

We all know the feeling. When you get out of the shower or bath and wrap that warm, Towel around your waist. You go about a few motions in the privacy of your home until the doorbell rings or the dog poops on the floor. Suddenly your answering doors and scooping dog doo. Naturally, that Towel gets a bit disheveled and ...

Impulse Glasses

Impulse Glasses

Light up the dance floor this festival season with impulse Light Up Glasses! No Seriously, you will need some glasses after your all night rave session, remember the last time? ah good times, good times...I could listen to the song in the video all day and night!

Light Gloves

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Light Gloves

When I heard "Your hands are the paintbrush, and your imagination is the canvas.".. I was like, okay, then the lights dimmed, the beats started thumping, and the gloves came out  

Harvard Law…Just Kidding

Harvard Law…Just Kidding

I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart. I'm like, huh? I ain't smart; I can't see! I didn't go to Harvard; I went to Lens Crafters. But all kidding aside, You know, sometimes you Harvard Law, sometimes you Just Kid  

I Do what I want

I Do what I want

How does your mug like the floor? I had a cat, once...  Lets just say that we did not see eye to eye or mouse to mouse. My cat knew how to press the release disc button on an Xbox. I would be playing and she would look dead into my eyes and press the button… It’s like she knew I didn’t save yet. I wondered why she ...

Hiding in the Dark

Hiding in the Dark

Who knew after all this time searching for Waldo, that he was waiting for to find him It is best to find him, before he finds you This brings me down a trip down a very nostalgic rabbit hole. Waldo might be best remembered for causing kids to physically fight over books, but his empire stretched way beyond mere ...

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