Pet confessions

Here are some of the best pet confessions out there.

I have eaten 2 Bibles in the last week

I licked the Turkey

I like to eat Toilet Paper

Sowwy I chewed your Gym Stwuff Daddy I wuv You

I eat things I am not supposed to

I pin him to the floor by standing on his ears

I pee on his head

I try to dig to china

I refuse to stop licking the baby’s feet despite being told not to. $1000 worth of training is not match for the Baby’s toe jam.

I knock over the neighbor kids and hump them. I should be registered a sex offender

Two Words: Green Marker

I stole a little girls ice cream at the park

I eat the Trash

I hid meat in the couch

0 Days since I hate the cat litter

I ate my own Barf 🙁

He Did It –>  <– he Did it

I played in the mud and then I jumped all over the bed and kicked my dad in the stomach. I do not care.

I climbed into the UPS truck and peed on the packages

I locked myself in a cabinet and made mom cry when she could not find me.

I shoplifted at pet smart

I chewed through the water meter, flooding the back yard!

Just when my mom thinks I am over it. I strike again Ha ha Love Polly

I ate the chairs my grandparents got at their wedding

A Kid asked if I was a baby cow! I don’t know who i am anymore

I ate my dads pictures of when he was a kid.

I killed the sofa for you. You’re welcome

I don’t let me mom and dad sit next to each other

I ate Dads swim goggles 7 days before his big triathlon

I ate an extra large pepperoni pizza, and the mail.

I like to eat chapstick

I have anxiety attacks when mama leaves <– He has issues

I go to the neighbors garden to terrorize the chickens and will do it again if I can get through the barrier you put to stop me 🙂

I ate a hole in my parents mattress ~ Henry

I break into the pantry and hide potatoes all around the house

I am a good dog. They make me wear signs anyway

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