Here are some of the best pet confessions out there.
I have eaten 2 Bibles in the last week
I licked the Turkey
I like to eat Toilet Paper
Sowwy I chewed your Gym Stwuff Daddy I wuv You
I eat things I am not supposed to
I pin him to the floor by standing on his ears
I pee on his head
I try to dig to china
I refuse to stop licking the baby’s feet despite being told not to. $1000 worth of training is not match for the Baby’s toe jam.
I knock over the neighbor kids and hump them. I should be registered a sex offender
Two Words: Green Marker
I stole a little girls ice cream at the park
I eat the Trash
I hid meat in the couch
0 Days since I hate the cat litter
I ate my own Barf 🙁
He Did It –> <– he Did it
I played in the mud and then I jumped all over the bed and kicked my dad in the stomach. I do not care.
I climbed into the UPS truck and peed on the packages
I locked myself in a cabinet and made mom cry when she could not find me.
I shoplifted at pet smart
I chewed through the water meter, flooding the back yard!
Just when my mom thinks I am over it. I strike again Ha ha Love Polly
I ate the chairs my grandparents got at their wedding
A Kid asked if I was a baby cow! I don’t know who i am anymore
I ate my dads pictures of when he was a kid.
I killed the sofa for you. You’re welcome
I don’t let me mom and dad sit next to each other
I ate Dads swim goggles 7 days before his big triathlon
I ate an extra large pepperoni pizza, and the mail.
I like to eat chapstick
I have anxiety attacks when mama leaves <– He has issues
I go to the neighbors garden to terrorize the chickens and will do it again if I can get through the barrier you put to stop me 🙂
I ate a hole in my parents mattress ~ Henry
I break into the pantry and hide potatoes all around the house
I am a good dog. They make me wear signs anyway