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All My Friends Are Dead

If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead… If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy… If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables…

Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown, to a cassette tape, to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children’s style book, made for adults, teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each character’s unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing – to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you) – All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful look at the inevitable.

  • 4.5″ x 6″
  • 96 Pages
  • Hardcover
  • Color Illustrations Throughout
All my friends are dead book

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