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Coffee, a poem

Coffee, a poem

Morning... a Poem:, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Coffee, coffee, Everyone Shut Up! Coffee. end? I didn't chose this mug life, this mug life chose me... I do love coffee, if you do to, then you have come to the right place, although, I have sad news, I just finished my cup of coffee, okay, I may have lied ...

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIFT

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIFT

Do you even lift bro? A long time ago, someone in a bodybuilding forum posed to a fellow athlete the most condescendin question in history - "Do you even lift?" Since then, the entire internet has been asking each other if they even lift when they're REALLY hinting at the fact that you kind of suck at what you're ...

Star Wars

Star Wars

The words star and wars mean different things to different people. Stars can twinkle in the sky at night or describe famous sports or movie celebrities. There are price wars and military wars. Hook the two works together, however, and there’s s doubt we’re talking about Star Wars(SW) the movie. Created by George ...

Lettuce, the taste of sadness

Lettuce, the taste of sadness

Salad dressing is there to distract you from the fact you're eating salad. Just like the old addage, you don't make friends with salads, or was it, no amazing unbelievable night ever started with " I'll have just a salad" I know I promised that I would lay off with the salad jokes, but this is too hard to resist, I ...

I Never Said That

I Never Said That

Looking for a What Does The Fox Say? T shirt? Everyone wants to know what the fox says, but after listening to the newest viral sensation from Denmark, we agree with mr. Fox, and he sounds nothing like that.

I sorta Like New York

I sorta Like New York

NY loves you, but you may not feel the same admiration. Don't feel pressured to love New York if you aren't feeling it. You will know when the time is right to confess your love to the City that Never Sleeps.

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