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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster! Jesus Rollerblading ...

Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book

Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book

Two veterans of offbeat Internet humor hilariously combine the mindless fun of children's coloring books with the mind-numbing realities of modern adult life With over 200 comedy videos and 75 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, ...

How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children

Even the most committed parents lack guidance in traumatizing their children deliberately and effectively. With this book you will learn how to determine your natural traumatizing 'type', cultivate your children's resentment, and defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize their children differently. ...

You Might Be A Zombie Fact book

You Might Be A Zombie Fact book

You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? ...

The Geek’s Guide to Dating How-To Book

The Geek’s Guide to Dating How-To Book

All your date belong to us You store your action figure collectibles in their original packaging. You've filled your closets with shelves of officially licensed Star Wars Merchandise. You can't stop thinking about Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear. But suddenly, you have an even bigger obsession: the new girl who lives ...

50 Affirmation Cards to Help You Help Yourself

50 Affirmation Cards to Help You Help Yourself

Even pessimists could use an occasional mood boost, but nobody wants to be caught red-handed in the bookstore's self-help aisle, seeking out Shamanistic life guidance. In Affirmators, comedian Suzi Barrett provides tools to help you help yourself, but without the unnecessarily cheesy woo-woo so often found in other ...

Manual of Things That Might Kill You

Manual of Things That Might Kill You

This guide to self-diagnosis for hypochondriacs eliminates the need to search through volumes of medical reference materials. Instead, this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health, with over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or ...

Calm the F*ck Down Parenting Book

Calm the F*ck Down Parenting Book

The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need! If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from "my baby won't poop" to "my boy likes girl toys" to "everything costs too much," David Vienna's wise and funny ...

So You Think You’re a Hipster

So You Think You’re a Hipster

Skinny jeans? Check. Non-prescription glasses? Check. Thrift shop clothing? Check. Ironic moustache? Check. These things have become the uniform for a new breed of young people - hipsters - determined to take over cities with their "alternative" ways, founded upon ideals of originality, creativity, and irony. So You ...

All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead... If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy... If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables... Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown, to a cassette tape, to a zombie. Cute ...

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