Salad dressing is there to distract you from the fact you’re eating salad. Just like the old addage, you don’t make friends with salads, or was it, no amazing unbelievable night ever started with ” I’ll have just a salad”
I know I promised that I would lay off with the salad jokes, but this is too hard to resist, I mean do you even know why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
okay, okay
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
I should stop…
