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Manual of Things That Might Kill You

This guide to self-diagnosis for hypochondriacs eliminates the need to search through volumes of medical reference materials. Instead, this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health, with over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited. We’re all going to die of something – why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Includes fascinating spotlights on terrifying medical phenomena. Makes the perfect gift for friends who complain a lot!

  • 8″ x 10″
  • Hardcover
  • 191 Pages

If you have a headache, this book has a Brain Tumor! As a hypochondriac, you’ve had to satisfy your need for self diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses — until now, Dedicated entirely to your unique perspective on health, this revolutionary book outlines the world’s worst maladies, conveniently organized according to your symptoms (real or imagined). You’re going to die of something — why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Over 300 Deadly diseases profiled , of which you most likely already are infected with and you deserve to know. Plus illustrated spotlights on terrifying medical phenomena, including super viruses, pain management, and why even health makes you sick!

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