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Cat Revolution

Freedom Cats!  The Cat Revolution is upon us… How did we let this happen

Perhaps is was because allowed Too Many Cats in our lives

 

The only way we can fend off this Cat-trastrophy is for us to stop buying our feline friends furniture and cute cat clothing and remind the cats who are in charge by telling them these terrible jokes… Repeat after me:

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?

A: Purrr-ple

Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing’ taxi cabs!

Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!

Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.

Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A: Catch!

Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A: To the mewseum

Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit

Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk

Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania

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